Ahh racedays... that summer-time activity that never goes out of style.
Starting to get that itch for a summer's day at the track and on the bubbles?
We get it. We've almost got hives over it.
For now though, as we must wait for the days to get longer and summer to set in, we've got you the ultimate itch-avoidance read - 20 things that are so Ellerslie it hurts.
Here they are...
1. Getting photographed by the oncourse photographers and never seeing the image - were they from the newspaper? A blog? A fashion website? A racing website? One of Ellerslie or Love Racing's official photographers?
2. Getting stuck in that infamous Auckland traffic when you're desperately trying to get around the Greenlane roundabout and there's only two minutes until Race 1
3. Being so overly confident after one winning bet that you plunge it all on the rank outsider - only to end up back where you started
4. Forgetting that most of the complex is grass – and spending the day sinking into it in your best stilettos while wishing you'd worn a block or wedge heel
6. Looking at the racebook with a knowledgeable grin – but really having no idea what you’re looking at
7. Watching the jockeys effortlessly leap onto a moving horse – and comparing it to your last (failed) box jumping attempt at F45
8. Losing your ID….losing your phone….losing your keys AND losing that winning ticket : (
9. Getting that first taste of bubbles when hospitality precincts open at 11.30am on Barfoot & Thompson Auckland Cup Day and knowing that it’s going to be a goooood day
10. The walk to Greenlane McDonalds with half the racecourse on a Thursday night (or should we say Friday morning?) after the Barfoot & Thompson Twilight Summer Night
11. Wondering to yourself why they call it the Birdcage? Or what a strapper is? Or what that loud siren means? Or why the heck someone's saying that "the red light is on"?
13. That certain ‘odour’ that occasionally crosses your path, usually when you're out getting a shot for the 'gram near the stables or as you cross over that walkway on your way to the Ascot Stand...
14. Stress purchasing three different outfits on express shipping, only to wear something completely different. Bonus points if you then forget to return them. (Or is that just our office?!)
15. Getting down to some of the best cover bands in the city on NZB Karaka Million night – nothing says the races like a ‘Sex on Fire’ singalong… amiright?
16. Miss-timing your arrival and having to wait by the barriers on the entrance driveway while the horses head into the Parade Ring. Don't they know who you are?!
17. Cheering your “horse” down the straight, celebrating the win, then realising it wasn’t the one you'd picked after all
18. Forgetting that all important raceday accessory – sunscreen – and proceeding to cringe at the evidence of your shiny, red visage on social media for weeks afterward
20. Calling your boss on the first Tuesday of November to let them know you're on a course (only you and your friends on social need to know it's a racecourse...)
Still itchy for summer racedays?
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We've missed some? Sure we have! But we'll do another of these before the summer's out. If you've got a goodie to contribute, make sure to comment on the social posts we've made sharing this!
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